Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
1970 and year 2000.
Isn’t this the truth!…1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in...
Living with the Wolf Man
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office....
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...