yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
Which drummer?
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Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Gathering chickens
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La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Redneck Morals
The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny...
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
The Lizard of Oz!
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Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!