I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked…