More of the world’s shortest books!
A new list of the “World’s Shortest Books”:STAYING HAPPILY MARRIED-by Elizabeth TaylorBEAUTY SECRETS-by Janet...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game…
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
A guy was trying to console a friend…
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wifein bed...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with…
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on,...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints