A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
New Lawyer
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and...
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the…
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept...
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...