Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
Camel Died
Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert....
A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…10. I think...