I am afraid of that tarmac
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When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
The Test!
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old...
Household items
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I flattened your cat
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Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.
Mental Health Patient
It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front...
All I want for Cristmas…
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...