yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny…
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided...
Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200....
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...