Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
Blonde quickies 201-220
201. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ? A: A...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor…
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor “Big...
Twelve days Microsoft
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...