The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
Blonde paints the porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Death by Job Title!
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into...
Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
VATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference in St. Peter’s Square this...
Hungry Snake
Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized...