There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
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Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...
What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?
Q: What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?A: American pilots break ground and...
On their wedding night the husband was so self…
On their wedding night the husband was so self – conscious about the smallness...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
Back in the good ole days in Texas…
Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...