They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Delivering a baby
|A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
Request for a raise :)
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:...
Doing Laundry
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however,...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his…
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students humanreproduction. For an...