This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother…
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in loveand going to...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...