Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...