Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
Newest horror movie
|Have you seen the current remake of the movie “Cape Fear?”It’s about a deranged...
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
New Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral...