Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all...
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an...
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
Little Johnny helps Grandma.
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get...
Meet Roy the drunk!
Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and...
Stupid Questions?
Below are questions that people “actually asked” of Park Rangers around the country, proving...