Eat the watermelons
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Florida driver’s license!
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My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
A Microsoft Tale
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Fly out of Genoa
They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It’s called Genitalia.Sent by...
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...