The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Ten years on a deserted island
|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One...
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...
Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...