Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one...
Befuddled PC Users…
Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Lines, and no Question Seems to be Too Basic...
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
How can you tell if you are at a bulemic bachelor party?
How can you tell if you’re at a bulemic bachelor party? The cake jumps...
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...