The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Bull Talk
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet...
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
A young couple gets married, and the groom…
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have...
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
Amish Couple
Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...