More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
50 things to do during an exam
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend…
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...