Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
INVESTMENT ALERT!
Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be...
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...
Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
some more blonde q & a’s
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted!...