Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...
Kinky Sex
There’s this young couple, Louise and Al, they’ve been married for about a year,...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...