AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
College Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when...
Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor…
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,to chit chat...
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...