If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
Bring some more ammo
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
What is New Jersey state bird?
What is New Jersey’s state bird? The common House Fly.
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.