Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
It’s the way you say it
… A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
Thoughts From Women…
Thoughts From Women About Being A WomanThe hardest years in life are those between...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Windows 98 hourly tweaks
|11th-hour tweaks for Windows ’98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal “Impeach Janet Reno” messages in...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...