Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
Men Are Like Diplomas
How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you...
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
Starch in your Shorts
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to...
Variation of return your keys
|Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
A couple married forty years were revisiting the…
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.