How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
99 Condoms
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Colorado Crazy Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride...
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife…
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision...
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.