A letter to the editors
|LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the...
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said,...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Psych 101
A professor of a Freshman Psychology course had a class of 400 students. His...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Massive ball of hair
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...