Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession…
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...