Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VIII
Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put...
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was…
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly,...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Help from Canada…
PRESS RELEASE:Prime Minister of Canada to Visit Washington Statement by the Press Secretary President...
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months…
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to...
ride it to hospital!
|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you...