Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...
A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Greedy Kiwi
This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep…..”Mate”, the...
Bzzzzz!!
What does a bee do with it’s stinger before he goes to bed???He put’s...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
Always By My Side
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several...
Signs and notices 17
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. An ad on...