Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t:
Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t…Have you looked through her briefs?He is...
The young immigrant couple had just left the…
The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Signs and notices 12
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
Four worst words
Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of...
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...