The Blonde Farmer!
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
Tell me what I am
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
Have long marriages
|Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage.They take time to go to...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...