Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
Halloween handouts
|The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween HandoutsSpinach flavored Rice Cakes.Teeth removing TaffyMetamucil in a...
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train…
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans...
Please Save Her!
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
Client Bill
A well known rich businessman’s wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best...
Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...