Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA…
An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreignexchange to...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...