Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Dealing with trouble
|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance”...
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
Lost in a balloon
|Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind...
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....