Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly...
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats’ facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in...
A local United Way office realized that…
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
More Redneck Clues.
Even more clues you could be a Redneck…You can entertain yourself for more than...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...