You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
This is bad…real bad!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Bad Day?
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Dearest Wife
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to...