If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
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How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call...
Scaled Glass Wall
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...