I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
Women seeking men
|”WOMEN SEEKING MEN” Classifieds40-ish means: 48Adventurer means: Has had more partners than you ever...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Jumpin’ Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
Blondes and Buildings
2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING….. WOULDN’T YOU THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM...
A Greek BBQ
How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek...
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
More cool bumper stickers!
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.There’s too much blood...