Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new…
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive...
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda…
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...
Matering checking
Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new...
Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
The Pastor\\\’s Last Stand
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a...
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...