A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral....
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...