Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Your spinning me a yarn here!
|What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...