Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Who’s Child?
One day the African chief’s wife gave birth to a white child and the...
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
A Short History of Medicine
A Short History of MedicineI have an earache…2000 B.C. – Here, eat this root.1000...
Time for the wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But officer,” the...