Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
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Some possible computer bumper stickers
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Forrest Gump goes to heaven…
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S.H.I.T (Special High Intensity Traning)
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If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
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Worms.
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Why, why, Tell me WHY!
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