May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
How long?
This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked,...
Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Why did the woman cross the road?
Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Cool Bumper Stickers!
Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken,...
Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage…
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a...
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more...
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...