Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...
Parents evolution
|My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own...
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
Diff Between Bar and Clitoris
What’s the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Priest Vs Rabi Confession
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional...
Elephant jokes 01
|What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...