An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...
Hooker Progress
Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one dayjust talking about the...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...
Managed Friendship Plan
Managed Friendship PlanWelcome to Managed Friendship, a whole new way of thinking about friends...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...