Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...
Whale of a Story.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan,...
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Knock Knock Jokes 7
Knock Knock Who’s there? Adolf! Adolf who? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!...
The Cowboy excuses
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When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...